I’M SO ON THIS PAGE - F HANGING OUT!
(via retrospace)
You might think this kid doesn’t really play Dungeons and Dragons but you are wrong. See that cold look in his eyes? See the casual way he is standing there? Notice the perpetual frown on his face. This guy plays a stone cold Chaotic Neutral Fighter. He rapes every female character you guys come across. He takes first watch and slays his party as soon as they are asleep and wears their skins as boots. He’s the guy who steals your healing potion and replaces it with poison. He is the guy who sells you to sexual slavery to Orcs. He is a raging psychopath and he gets to act out his sick fantasies and you and the party.
Who needs to hang around? Not him, because he is molesting his party’s hopes and dreams every afternoon.
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