January 2010
The Three Captains
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Island. It was filled with many great treasures. Oyster Bay was overflowing with pearls. The old volcano regularly belched forth not lava, but gold nuggets. The very trees themselves grew many rare and exotic spices. The wealth of the island allowed the Island King to spoil his Island Princess in many extravagant ways. The Island Princess herself was...
Future Missive, 1
joetortuga:
I’m here from the future to tell all of you that Mass Effect 3 totally blows the water out of Dragon Age: Retcons’ success. Of course, EA’s Simon Sez game for Wii+ continues to outsell both, combined.
Thank goodness someone from the future is using time travel for gaming news.
