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I bet he tastes funny.

Kolchak was the man.  It took brass balls to ask the questions he did and to fight the monsters he found.

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Erica Campbell says good morning.

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Ashlyn Gere

Ashlyn Gere defined porn for me in the 90’s.

Erica Campbell is a biter.

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Must be Friday.

The Blonde Aveneger was an erotic superhero parody that turned into a superhero parody that turned into a slow descent into failure in the middle of the 90’s comic bust.

This is from the last issue I own; Blonde Avenger Monthly #3.  I own all five of the original series which can still be bought from Eros Comix.  There are allegedly 27 issues of the second series, but damn if I can find them.  My sentiment about the series is summed up in this picture.

As a porn writer, I am intrigued by how they struggled when they stopped doing hardcore sex and only did cheesecake.  Cindy writes that she feels used because people were only interested in the sex.  I think she misses the point which was that comics with sex that are well written are fucking rare.  Marvel and DC comics have a hard time making non-sex comics centered around women, and they have color pages.  Blonde Avenger had great art, great funny plots and a great sexy scenes.   Of course people are going to stop reading when you take one of those three away.

Blonde Avenger started as an erotic comic book and transitioned into a non-erotic parody with cheesecake elements.  It didn’t do so well, which furstrated the creative people involved.

We know this because the Blonde Avenger had its own fanzine created by the creators and focused mostly on Cindy Johns.  Cindy became the living spokesmodel for the Blonde Avenger, dressing like her, answering emails in her voice and posing for cheesecake photos.   She also details her personal feuds with every person in the industry who snubs her.

As a fan I only had the first couple of issues. Recently I went on a hunt for the other issues and was surprised by how much focus Cindy received.  The only thing I can compare it to is if you watched Wonder Woman and then the second season was all about Demi Moore begging you to watch more Wonder Woman.  I want to see more Wonder Woman, but every episode is just Demi bitching about the low ratings.  Demi is nice to look at, but where the fuck is Wonder Woman?

Where the fuck is the Blonde Avenger?

The Blonde Avenger had two things going for it.  The first was that it was a really funny comic.  They parody everything from Superman to Sgt. Rock.  Everything was ridiculed and for a porn comic, it was actually funny.  Comedy is hard and I erotic comedy may be the hardest.

The other asset was P.M. Butler’s art.  The man crammed his pages with art.  Muscles, hair, clothing and tits were given equal attention.  The man had a style all his own and I would fucking love to know where he is now.

The first and greatest villain in the Blonde Avenger series was the Maneater.  She captured men, sucked them off and gained her powers.  She was like a vampire who needed semen.  The men she sucked turned old and feeble.

That is the greatest porn super-villain parody ever.   What do men like?  Blowjobs.  How does this busty woman destroy you?  With the thing men like.   Diabolical.